Presents...

puppets doing nasty things with their friends. at CB's 313 Gallery 313 Bowery NYC Thursday July 10th, 10:00 p.m. Cover $5 June 10th, 2003 Every mother has a little black dress in the back of her closet and every puppeteer has a nasty, dirty puppet show waiting to rear it's ugly head.I'm Not Lost proudly presents Slutty Puppets and Friends at CB's 313 Gallery on Thursday July 10th at 10:00 p.m The evening will include appearances by everyone's favorite Mr. Mustard, puppet noir by Dan Ramirez, the punk-rock accordion of Benjamin Ickies, The Double Dominatrix Dance Duo, Yours Truly - Miss Kate, the sickly sweet O'Debra Twins, look-at-his-ass (and his grandmother's) Ricardo Muniz, the dirt inside our gardens, and more, more, more! A PRODUCT OF OHIO, PUERTO RICO AND NEW YORK, RICARDO MUÑIZ HAS SPENT THE LAST 13 YEARS FULFILLING A PROMESA (A SPIRITUAL PROMISE) BY WORKING AS A TEACHER AND SOCIAL WORKER WITH THE NYC BOARD OF EDUCATION. RICARDO'S PROMESA WAS NOT TO WORK IN A NICE SCHOOL WHERE EVERYONE DID HIS OR HER HOMEWORK OR ATTENDED CLASSES EVERY DAY. NO, RICARDO LOVES THOSE RAGGEDY-ASS KIDS WHO DROP OUT, WHO GET SUSPENDED, WHO ARE ON PROBATION OR PAROLE, WHO HAVE DRUG ABUSE PROBLEMS OR DRUG DEALING VICES, WHO ARE INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL GANG ACTIVITIES, AND WHO ARE AFRAID TO BELIEVE THEY ARE SOMEONE. ON THE SIDE, RICARDO PHOTOGRAPHS ASSES OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES FOR HIS PUPPET PHOTOGRAPHY INSTALLATION, THE CULO PROJECT, AND PERFORMS HIS ONE-MAN ADULT PUPPET SHOW, LI'L RICKY'S LITTLE SECRETS. RICARDO IS PRESENTLY WORKING ON HIS NEXT ONE-MAN SHOW, CUCHIFRITO, BACALAÍTO AND SOFRITO, WHICH HE WILL BE TAKING ON TOUR THIS SUMMER. RICARDO ALSO IS CURRENTLY WRITING A BOOK BASED UPON HIS WORK WITH KIDS TENTATIVELY TITLED-THE ABCS OF TEACHING RAGGEDY-ASS KIDS: A GUIDEBOOK FOR RAGGEDY-ASS TEACHERS AND SOCIAL WORKERS. I'm Not Lost is a loose-knit choir of artists, performers, and eccentrics in pursuit of the uncanny experience. CB's 313 Gallery 313 Bowery, NYC. Thursday July 10th, 10:00 p.m. Cover $5