Presents...

puppets doing nasty things with their friends. at CB's 313 Gallery 313 Bowery NYC Thursday July 10th, 10:00 p.m. Cover $5 June 10th, 2003 Every mother has a little black dress in the back of her closet and every puppeteer has a nasty, dirty puppet show waiting to rear it's ugly head.I'm Not Lost proudly presents Slutty Puppets and Friends at CB's 313 Gallery on Thursday July 10th at 10:00 p.m The evening will include appearances by everyone's favorite Mr. Mustard, puppet noir by Dan Ramirez, the punk-rock accordion of Benjamin Ickies, The Double Dominatrix Dance Duo, Yours Truly - Miss Kate, the sickly sweet O'Debra Twins, look-at-his-ass (and his grandmother's) Ricardo Muniz, the dirt inside our gardens, and more, more, more! Since the late nineties, wearing only his trademark silver unitard, Mercury Man JOHNNY Q.P. has been drawing crowds with his hypnotic, stationary artistry. The New York Times calls him "an android Noel Coward at an android cocktail party", while the New York Observer hails him as "Saturday Night Live's newest creative find". For the first time, JOHNNY Q.P. invites the audience to step behind the unitard and meet the real "Master of Doing Nothing." Witness a mesmerizing display of stationary artistry, followed by an insightful commentary that Q.P. insists will 'set the record straight'. Immediately after the comments, it's time to 'get unitarded, ya'all!' with JOHNNY Q.P.'s smooth, adult-contemporary hip-hop stylings. www.mercurymen.com I'm Not Lost is a loose-knit choir of artists, performers, and eccentrics in pursuit of the uncanny experience. CB's 313 Gallery 313 Bowery, NYC. Thursday July 10th, 10:00 p.m. Cover $5